There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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