Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
