How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
