did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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