Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Everything about him screamed your future.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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