i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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