White coat. Heels.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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