So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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