Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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