Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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