I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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