school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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