Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Another day, another engagement, another cat
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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