Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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