why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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