doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He felt like a one man threesome
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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