I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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