If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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