He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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