Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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