i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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