Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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