apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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