I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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