i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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