i just had sex bonerless
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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