from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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