I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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