JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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