People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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