Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
