the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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