This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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