Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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