Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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