dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
