Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I FOUND THE LEGS
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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