his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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