did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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