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(414): View more from Wisconsin

dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Do vagina's smell?

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(602): View more from Arizona

We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.

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What will that accomplish?

(602): View more from Arizona

It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.

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(281): View more from Texas

Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday

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(601): View more from Mississippi

So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.

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(347): View more from New York

So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.

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(404): View more from Georgia

In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day

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