Whod you bang
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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