I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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