Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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