:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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