god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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