Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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