What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
All the doctor said was why
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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