what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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