So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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