my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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